Once again, after too many beers, a year’s worth of Bike Happening themes have been conjured up.

You can always access the upcoming themes on the “2012 Themes” page at the top of the column over there >>>

Take these themes and do as you please with theme, twist them, expand them, ignore them, protest them. What ever you do Participate. Don’t spectate.

March:
Old Mac-Donald / LiveStock

April:
Polly Dollies & Bros vs. SLO Geriatrics

May*:
Rainbows and Rednecks

June*: 12th Anniversary Formal
Dirty Dozen

July*:
Super Heroes and Villains in Tights Running with the Bulls

August*:
Gypsy Circus, Safety Third

September*: Noise Ride
Glam Rock, Horny Percussion

October:
Grocery Bags, “Paper or Plastic” and
Charge of the Spatula Brigade

November:
Edgar Allen Poe’s Day of the Dead.
Fnord

December:
Mayan Apocalypse,
A Night of Giants and Pixies

January:
Internet Memes, & Viral Outbreaks

February:
Many Shiny Messiahs in Egypt

* Bare as you Dare Season

Period Dress or Past Bike Happening Themes